Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine.
“Yesterday, I went to a restaurant with a friend, and at the entrance, I saw a car that looked just like my father-in-law’s car parked.
I felt uneasy and, of course, if he saw me, it would be awkward.
I explained to my friend that we should leave, and she agreed, although a bit disappointed.
Out of frustration, I accidentally hit both mirrors while backing out and went home. The next day, I visited my father-in-law and noticed his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong? You seem upset.
How could I not be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
“Dad, I want to get married!”
“First, apologize!”
“But why?”
“Just apologize!”
“What for? What did I do?”
“You need to apologize!”
“But why???”
“Apologize, I said!”
“Please, just give me a reason!!!”
“First, apologize.”
“Okay, dad… I’m sorry!”
“Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!”
